It's All Been Done: A Severus/Hermione Parody

The war is over, Voldemort is dead, and romance is in the air! Severus and Hermione find love thanks to a meddling Dumbledore, but everything they do seems oddly familiar? An SS/HG parody featuring Severus angst, a whiskey-drinking Hermione, a sarcastic narrator, neo-Death Eaters, potions, tea, books, transparent plot devices, Draco Malfoy in leather pants, talking familiars, amber ringlets, ass-hugging jeans, and a sextacular Pagan wedding.