В принципе по самой идее типа "Дамблдор выпил всю воду из крана" фик полностью провален. Но - там есть интереснейшие стилистические моменты и идеи. Вот, например, для знающих инглиш. Да простится мне спойлер - собсно, о кардинальных событиях этого фика ничего нет, но - очень правильные идеи.

"Good morning class, I am Professor Quirrell and today I will be introducing you to Defense Against the Dark Arts. For now please put your wands away. Now who can tell me...Mr. Weasley you seem to be wearing some of your breakfast" said Quirrell pointing at a spot on Ron's Robes.

"Do you mind?" said Quirrell taking his wand and pointing it at the spot. On getting an embarrassed nod from Ron, he cast a scourgify which vanished the spot.

"That will be one point from Gryffindor Mr. Weasley. Would anyone in the class like to inform Mr. Weasley of the mistake he just made?"

"He shouldn't have dropped food on himself" sneered Malfoy.

"That was a thoroughly useless answer Mr Malfoy. Anybody else? No? Let me give you a hint then. Mr. Weasley do I look like your Mother? Your maid perhaps? No? Am I here to teach you Defense Against The Dark Arts or to do your laundry? Then why did you let me cast a spell on you Mr. Weasley? When a wizard points his wand at you IT IS A THREAT, and you have to treat it as a threat."

"But you're a professor" protested Ron.

"And? What do you know about me Mr. Weasley, Apart from that useless fact? Have I taken any oaths not to harm you? No! I could just as easily have cast a cutting spell that would have left you bleeding to death. For those of you too slow to understand my point let me be absolutely clear. When you were handed your wands you were being given a deadly weapon. A wand can be used to torture, maim or kill. Magic is not all unicorns and rainbows. This piece of wood is also the deadliest weapon that most of you will ever handle and it must be treated with respect.